Travel

Oaxaca by Brandon Cohen

I’m going to write this section a little differently. Focusing on individual day trips or experiences I thought were important. Some of them will blend days and time because of people I met, etc.. You’ll just have to deal with it because, well… I’m the author. I’m justifying it to myself because I think it’s easier, since I was in Oaxaca for a decent amount of time, part of which was used relaxing and just walking around the city.

Day Trip to Hierve El Agua

First, along with Lucas and Leisa, we walked over to where you can catch a bus off the side of the road to take you about an hour out to Mitla. From there you are supposed to hop in a collectivo, a pick up truck with a little rack over the bed. It’s pretty cheap but because of that you have to wait until it fills up. Despite the irksome nature of waiting, it turned out super well because we would meet some new friends to experience Hierve with and some that would/will continue to play a part in my travels. Eliza and Kyle - from Newcastle, Australia; Julian and Sarah - from Malta, and Loche (I don’t know the spelling, it’s a nickname) from Melbourne.

We grabbed a beer each on the way and we began the ascent up a mountain, with the chilling air blowing on us in the back of the truck. Sipping our beers while cramped in the back of a pick up is an easy way to make friends. We got acquainted quickly and as travelers in the unknown are known to do.

Once we arrived, there is a little abandoned resort looking area and a few restaurants that are empty, it’s pretty strange. However, the rock features themselves are impressive. My limited geology knowledge will make explaining this interesting…My understanding is that the waterfalls from the springs calcified over time and have made large rock formations that look like waterfalls; kind of like extreme stalagmites. In addition, water still flows down one and has a pool that you can swim in. I think it’s natural but I’m not sure. We went for a dip after starting the hike that presumably goes into the valley that you overlook but we only went part way and turned back. Surprisingly enough, I wasn’t even the least equipped to hike in vans. Anyways, with the proper gear and water, it would be a great hike. Downhill into the sprawling tree covered valley down to the river and back up sounds like fantastic jaunt. However, with new friends and new adventures you can’t go wrong no matter how things play out. We ended up meeting up again at night in the plaza of Oaxaca for drinks at night and then parted ways. However, that’s not the end. I continued to travel with Lucas and Leisa through San Cristobal and have seen Eliza and Kyle in both Puerto Escondido and briefly in Merida (At the time of writing I just got here). I’ll explain those later.

Monte Alban

This section is going to be a tad disappointing. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a very cool place. But without just reciting history that I’d have to look up to be accurate and detailed, it’s not very exciting to write about ruins. There is a very amazing and preserved city atop a hill overlooking Oaxaca, and I recommend it. But it’s not easy to write about non-eventful museum visits. I could tell you about things I learned or turn this into philosophical thoughts about time and culture — which might be exciting to read. It might also be terribly boring, and unless I’m in the right state of mind to write that, it won’t translate well. Let’s just have that conversation in person. I’ll say this.

It’s staggering how these things are built and how they have lasted. No way could you undertake things of this nature today, there’s no financial justification. Slavery and mental slavery i.e. the gods told us to do it have a way of making great monuments. I’m grateful we don’t have to deal with that today, but I know we won’t produce things of this nature much ever again unless another powerful dictator/god-monarch comes to power somewhere.

Go see ruins, get in your own head, ponder stuff.

Art Collectives and Other Cultural Notes

There is a lively art scene in Oaxaca, and it’s not your mom’s. Most of it is highly political and addressed violence, immigration, drugs, and more things than I’m privy to. A lot of it is similar stylistically to street art in the states, others use indigenous themes and styles with a modern twist. We went to a gallery/collective that has a few locations. They were similar events to small art shows in Newport but they had mezcal, chellas (as far as I can tell, just another word for beers), and a vibrant community that will be discussed again in San Cristobal.

Leading up to Christmas there was a holiday called The Day of the Virgin of Guadalupe (Dec. 12) but it’s more like a week. It’s been celebrated in a few places. Specifically including fireworks that are more like cannons (not visibly fireworks but explosions in the sky) that go off starting at the crack of dawn and go all day. It doesn’t make sense. Anyways, I was there for the actual day and there was a big parade in the streets, similar to a secondline in New Orleans. Brass brands, drunk kids, crowded streets, lively to say the least. A cool experience, but my distaste for large, slow moving bodies of people got the better of me and I didn’t watch long. Plus, it was competing with the art gallery I mentioned, that’s much more my speed.

Other fun notes — they love anime and cartoons down here (again mentioned in San Cristobal). I’ve seen several DBZ, Naruto, etc themed books, advertisements (typically on food carts), shirts, you name it. I’m into it, obviously. Well obvious to those who know me.

Puebla y Cholula by Brandon Cohen

Puebla

When I arrived in Puebla by bus I was embarking on the first frontier of my trip. At the bus station, I went to go book a cab — I didn’t know that they had Uber. This turned out to be a very fortuitous occasion because I gave two Australians a ride in my cab - Lucas and Leisa. (Turned out we would be fast friends and travel together for the next few cities).

Puebla is a colonial town. The old style Spanish buildings provide a nice. colorful backdrop from which to explore. However, there is not much to explore other than the buildings themselves. With my new friends, we explored the main cathedral in the Zocalo. The zocalo is reminiscent of European plazas where slightly more upscale people eating and sipping drinks while facing the plaza. There are some touristy looking booths but it’s hard to guess if they are locals or tourists, since most people seemed hispanic.

Day one we got a few beers to get to know each other and also snagged a few food items to try; a semi-street torta out of a whole in the wall, it was fine. Tacos; better, as they always are. Lastly, a churro - which was a little old and nothing special (to be honest, I haven’t been blown away by any yet).

The second day we went to an amazing museum that would take up a few hours — Museo Amparo. There were several cool exhibits but my personal favorite was the punk culture that sprung from the midst of some revolutions (in the 70s?). There was another artist who was Mexican/Polish who did weird physical exhibits in public and did live demonstrations, that wasn’t my style.

Also, in the northern part of the city, there is a large park and old fort from colonial times. Just south of the park there is a historically shady neighborhood that has been painted by several artists in order to draw tourist attention and clean it up. It’s called Barrio de Xanenetla. It’s a few blocks of mediocre housing that has turned into an artist’s playground/mural sketchbook.

Don’t forget about Mt. Popo either, a staggering Volcano on the horizon that stands, snow capped, overlooking the whole valley (if you can call it that).

Cholula

Not too far to the west of Puebla is Cholula, best known for its Great Pyramid. There is a church on top of where the pyramid used to be, Iglesia de Nuestra Señora de los Remedios. After walking around, we were able to watch a demonstration of a Mesoamerican dance where they swing from a tall pole while sitting a top the pyramid. (Danza de los Voladores)

The highlight for me was walking the city after. It’s a bit more quiet and still colonial, just like Puebla. However, we reached this market and when we found a little restaurant inside we were beckoned by a group of four guys telling us this was the right spot. They kind of ordered for us and we just sat and waited. We ended up with about a kilo of meat, and then various fresh goodies that the waiter procured from around the market; avocado, salsas, tortillas, and cheese). Then we just made taco upon endless taco until we were too full, great time.

Los Primos (Kiefer and Nathan visit) by Brandon Cohen

Week two in Mexico City featured two unexpected guests. My brother, Kiefer, and one of my cousins, Nathan. I’ll sum up some of the things we did since it was an incredible and heavily packed week. However, I’d like to say, as the first cousin trip this set the bar high.

I’m very used to traveling alone and with people I meet along the way. We have, with our families and at a younger age traveled a bit together. Obviously, Kiefer and I have done quite a bit together. However, as a trio, by ourselves, and as adults was a different thing entirely. I’d recommend traveling with close family if you can. There is a different type of closeness you get with family. Even if you “hang out” less than some of your friends, there is a knowledge of where they came from and a deeper understanding of how each other work. Anyways, it made for a great trip. Not to mention on this particular occasion, neither of them had done any work, so I had to bullshit my way through as a tour guide. We made out pretty well. If you happen to know either of them, just ask them about “El Caifan”.

Roma

For the first few days, we stayed in Roma. Roma is a bit more upmarket and hipster than some of the other neighborhoods in the area; littered with coffee shops, skate stores, and restaurants with clever interior designers. When Nathan arrived, I knew what we had to do first, get tacos. We hit Orinoco which was a few blocks from where we were staying. They have incredible Al Pastor, the other stuff isn’t bad either…If you’re thirsty you can grab a liter of jamaica juice (hibiscus).

Have you caught the theme that I talk a lot about food yet?

Nathan is a bit of a "style maven” or at least he postures like one. So we hit the nice area, Polanco, where he could look at all the designer and street wear as well as see where all the rich folk are. Not surprisingly there are A TON of killer restaurants here.

Cabanna was dinner #1. Solid fish tacos. A rule for me is always get quality pulpo and raw tuna when available. It delivered.

The next day we did a little sight seeing and prepped for Kiefer’s arrival, which meant we bought some Lucha Libre tickets and booked Puyol…oh and Quintonil. Both two of the best restaurants on the planet. Not my opinion (though I agree), like the actual “experts” voted on it. Just know that if you call in, you have a MUCH better time getting into these fine dining places, even though they are booked over 2 months out. I’m assuming it’s like that everywhere, but Mexico for sure.

…I’ve been trying to do mini workouts in the mornings because the bulk of what I do is eat or look at stuff. So if I start looking pudgy in my Insta stories, you’ll know why…

Kiefer was lucky to have missed Tuesday. Not that he didn’t miss out on some stuff, he did. But some of the stuff he missed out on was stuff no one wants to really do. Nathan and I cruised north to Guerrero area to go see some ruins and a very modern and unique library.

Turns out we walked through a very busy market and, you guessed it, the hood. Now you might say, Brandon, that’s just poverty. But when you have cops looking at you funny and obscuring your view of “happenings” with someone they look like they apprehended, you know something is up. Anyways, we kept our speed and heads down and made it to the library, which as I mentioned, was totally worth the trek.

At night, we went to Soul la Roma, which is a kind of Americana/cocktail bar/burger joint. It’s got that “we went to the states and liked the minimalist gastropubs so we brought one back here” vibe; much like Palermo in Buenos Aires or Barranco in Lima. Anyways, the food was amazing, to say the least. Most burger joints back home can’t compare, so don’t sell somewhere short just because it’s not “theirs”. Another example is Darren from Final Table (a show worth watching btw) who gets crap from people for making Japanese food as a white dude in Alberta, Canada, but makes clearly delicious food. (As I’m typing this and linking to the restaurant, it looks like they’re also a motorcycle company — which explains the motorcycle as decoration. Cool combo, Deus Ex Machina-esque except for that they have a full blown restaurant vs. cafe. )

Ok so since there was so much other stuff we did, I’m going to do the highlights again with some of my impressions. Get ready for some more stream of consciousness…is there any other way?

Puyol: Where do I begin. When I walked in, my first feeling was, “I want my house to look like this one day”. The courtyard is so simple and stunning and once you walk inside, you know you’re in for a hell of an experience. The lights sit behind pitch black circles so the dining room is illuminated by eclipses. There is also a ton of glass that opens to the garden in the back, it is just incredibly inviting. It also automatically dims your voice and gives you a sense of awe I imagine medieval people felt in churches. I don’t know what that says about me, is food my god? I don’t know about that, but I’m sure a fan.

Once we got to the food we went through a 6 (but more like 8) course meal including all sorts of things like ants and ash that you wouldn’t expect to work, but it does. Each dish tastes like Mexico in a different way, without even knowing what it tastes like, I understand. Odd sensation. Watch the Chef’s Table and you’ll get it a little more.

Quintonil: After Puyol, Kiefer and had been to 2 of the top 3 Latin American restaurants (the other is Maido) according to this list. Why not hit another top 10 member? The tasting menu was a different style and we got it for lunch so it was different. It was roughly the same price (~$130 after tax + tip) but here it was less fancy and about twice as many courses. As it happens, my favorite dish was made out of ant larvae, so always have an open mind. My other favorites were actually off of the pescatarian menu which Kiefer got, the seabass and some cactus fungus tortilla thing. If you couldn’t pick up the theme, it’s like a traditional Mexican flavors dressed up to be fine dining. Honestly, amazing. The restaurant itself isn’t anything crazy but the flavors are unlike anything you’ve ever tasted or imagined.

El Caifan

Not fine dining, but I ate here 4 times in two weeks. Nathan and Kiefer fell in love as I expected and it’s a place you could eat daily. The al pastor torta and salad bar leave nothing to be desired, they are perfect.

El Tizoncito

Self proclaimed creators of Al Pastor — I call BS since everything in the states is the best or award winning or whatever, I don’t trust that. BUT this is the best al pastor I’ve ever had, better than El Caifan. I had 6 tacos. I could’ve have eaten more had it not been for some (limited) common sense. Salsa was also amazing. Street atmosphere not great but it doesn’t matter because the tacos are music to your taste buds. How’s that for poetic?

Thanks to our Uber driver for this recommendation! Seriously, they are a good source of local info if you can manage some conversation. We managed to squeeze this one after bragging about El Caifan’s al pastor. Seriously, we didn’t shut up about it.

Zinco Jazz Club

Maybe we got a good band, or we just found a great spot. After asking some construction people if we could walk through the construction site, we descended a little door that sat a tad below the street. You enter a small hallway and on the left is a quintessential small club. We grabbed some fries and beers to chill and watch the show, really suave spot.

Lucha Libre @ Arena Mexico

Honestly, one of the best forms of entertainment I’ve ever seen. Cheap tickets, raving fans, cheap beers, midget fighting, old fat dudes, high flying rope leapers; it has it all. Super high octane and never a dull moment. Knowing Spanish isn’t even that important since it’s so dramatized. Everything goes is semi slow motion until you see the camera-capture on screen.

Teotihuacan

One of the most impressive old monuments that I’ve been to. Given the age range (~2100 years old I think), it’s incredibly well preserved. Two massive temples are there to be climbed, with great views and a realization that Mesoamericans must have had the biggest thighs. A quick stroll through the avenue of the dead lets you meet a bunch of peddlers selling useless crap (Nathan bought a whistle) and the and they try to sell you the garbage while you want to really just climb the Pyramid of the Moon and  Pyramid of the Sun.

Other highlights w/o anymore info, sorry mates.

And So It Begins by Brandon Cohen

So it’s Black Friday, in the states that is. Here in Mexico City it’s just another day. But it felt like Black Friday this morning, meaning I still was groggy from the food coma last night and didn’t feel like getting out of bed. This morning Rebecca and I went to a pastry shop and a walk. A great decision that made me feel like it was Black Friday (something I’ve never “celebrated”), I got four massive pastries for $2.

Anyways, I figured I’d start from scratch and recap the last few days of exploration. Nothing crazy, but certainly not short of activities or things I’d recommend.

As a quick note, since this is the first post of this adventure, this isn’t going to be a blog. There won’t be travel tips, suggestions, strategies for planning and packing, or even a day to day catalog of events. I honestly do hope that I post a lot for my own memory but I won’t make any promises. I wrote something about this on Medium a while back in anticipation of the trip and before I decided to create this site. If I write anything about travel in general or in a more Medium-like style, maybe I’ll put it there.

Anyways let’s get back to the plot, if you will.

I arrived in the Tijuana airport late at night (it’s amazing and easy to travel out of here, message me if you have questions) and crossed the border ready for a red-eye to Mexico City. Aside from seeing someone getting CPR, things didn’t look good for him honestly, and paying a little extra for additional weight in my bags, everything went according to plan. I arrived early morning and Uber’d to my friend Rebecca’s place where I’m staying. I took a nap and finally woke up feeling like a normal person. It only took over 12 hours to digest all the food we scored at the Brazilian steakhouse last night. All you can eat is a real challenge, can’t let them beat you!

The last few days have been crammed with museums and food with walking in between. I’m not feeling particularly witty, funny, or descriptive today so I’ll just do a mini recap of some highlights vs. specific anecdotes.

Museums

Museo de Arte Moderno (Chapultepec): There was some good stuff here. Nothing I knew as famous really but I was introduced to Remedios Vara, who from what I can tell, is a badass painter.  

Templo Mayor/Bella Artes Museum/Plaza de la Constitución/Mexico City Metropolitan Cathedral (Zocalo): This is one of the big hubs of Mexico City. There are cobblestone streets lined with businesses out of garage door fronts with vendors and street people of all kinds. You can imagine this if you’ve ever been to a large metropolitan city before. It’s hard to understand the magnitude of everything and the people until you’re there but it’s quite a sight. Then the Templo Mayor museum is the best part. There is a ton of history that is virtually unknown to most Americans (other than “Yeah, I know the Mayans, they said the world was going to end. Or was that the Aztecs? Or Incas? Did they all like gold? I saw Road to El Dorado.”) Do I understand everything, not even close. Do I have a better idea of what was going on? Yes. The problem is that most stuff is in Spanish and mine is mediocre. In the Bella Artes museum there were only two exhibits. The first are permanent murals on the walls by Diego Rivera. I liked a few, others not so much. There’s a lot of political context I could get from half assed reading in Spanish on the interactive displays. The other was a Kadinsky exhibit. I hadn’t heard of him, but I was really impressed. I’d check him out online, who knows if this is permanent or is only temporary. But isn’t everything temporary in the grand scheme of things? ;)

Soumayo Museum: This is Carlos Slim’s personal collection. It’s like a mini-Louvre, it’s amazing. There were a lot of Rodin sculptures, a ton actually. He’s supposed to be one of the best ever but I’m not a huge fan of sculptures so I didn’t care much BUT he did The Thinker and Gates of Hell which are both famous and pretty damn impressive. There was also a good amount of the European Art I learned about as a kid so I got to pretend I was smart and cultured; da Vinci, van Dyke, Monet, and a few more. Honestly, the best parts though were the Ivory sculptures from China, something I had seen much of but am very impressed by, even not art related, the sheer size of tusks was shocking, and the building itself, a beautiful work of architecture. Was that a run on sentence? I’ll just blame David Foster Wallace (I’m reading Broom of the System now).

Food

Vegamo (Centro): Think healthy, trendy, juice/food place. I got a killer sandwich (Yoda) on matcha waffles, a juice, coffee, and a (TINY) pasty that was basically a fig newton for $5. I could get used to this. They have bomb smoothies too so I’ll be back.

El Caifon: As of 11/23/18 this is the best torta I have ever eaten. They had an amazing salsa bar and a huge and delicious el pastor torta. ‘Nuff said.